Okay
so i may have the coolest family ever xD.
We went to dinner tonight.
FIRST, my grandma wants a kiss, so i gave her my cheek, y’know, to kiss, and she responds, ” what the fuck is that. ” and made me actually kiss her, ewy xD !
next, my aunt & her bff went to a club and she was telling us this story:
so i was in this club and some guy was dancing on me and it was gross cause he was hard. and i was like dude get off me, so when i was leaving, i told Tina ( her bff ) but i didn’t want to be so obvious in the club, so i told her, ” that guy had a pistol in his pocket, ” and we were driving home, and she just says, ” Hey, i wonder how that guy got a pistol in the club, … weren’t you scared?! ” , ” noo, tinnnaa, not that kind of pistol. “
LOL
next, my grandma, ” HEYYYY CAN WE GET SOME KETCHUP. ” my aunt : ” gaill, shh, this is a fine resturant, they don’t have ketchup … just kidding xD ! “
lastlyyy, ” oo, it’s hot.. flaaashin’ ! ” oh menapase. xD
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