BEST DAY EVAR>
“omg a cricket with wings ?! “
” not so cute in that one. “
” I’ve never really talked to him but everyone says he’s a loser “
” I remember in 7th grade i thought i saw a farie and i really thought it was a farie “
” hahahha ! you need a bf “
” I have no idea, he’s jsut weird xDD Whne i met him, hes all ” I DOMINATE!!” “
” cause you deserve the best :p … I was kidding. get laid, loser. … ahhahah <3 i know my prude princess. “
” dammit ! he’s cute. … bea: I KNEW IT. “
ALSO. P.e. was killer.
we got a ball stuck at the top of the tall fence and a crowd gathered round after many methods somegirl threw a shoe, it hit the fence, and the ball fell
was actually pretty fun :D
My cousin Lauren and i actually have things in common, like a lot.
we chatted for a while and she likes the used and daisy of love <333
anyway.
g’night my loves.
with the old style 3DD glasses. cause you need to.
if you have some, here:


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so i may have the coolest family ever xD.
We went to dinner tonight.
FIRST, my grandma wants a kiss, so i gave her my cheek, y’know, to kiss, and she responds, ” what the fuck is that. ” and made me actually kiss her, ewy xD !
next, my aunt & her bff went to a club and she was telling us this story:
so i was in this club and some guy was dancing on me and it was gross cause he was hard. and i was like dude get off me, so when i was leaving, i told Tina ( her bff ) but i didn’t want to be so obvious in the club, so i told her, ” that guy had a pistol in his pocket, ” and we were driving home, and she just says, ” Hey, i wonder how that guy got a pistol in the club, … weren’t you scared?! ” , ” noo, tinnnaa, not that kind of pistol. “
LOL
next, my grandma, ” HEYYYY CAN WE GET SOME KETCHUP. ” my aunt : ” gaill, shh, this is a fine resturant, they don’t have ketchup … just kidding xD ! “
lastlyyy, ” oo, it’s hot.. flaaashin’ ! ” oh menapase. xD
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